How to become a federal criminal : an illustrated handbook for the aspiring offender / written and illustrated by Mike Chase.

How to become a federal criminal : an illustrated handbook for the aspiring offender / written and illustrated by Mike Chase.

First Atria Books hardcover edition.

New York : Atria, 2019.

310 pages : illustrations ; 25 cm

Have you ever clogged a toilet in a national forest? That could get you six months in federal prison. Written a letter to a pirate? You might be looking at three years in the slammer. Leaving the country with too many nickels, drinking a beer on a bicycle in a national park, or importing a pregnant polar bear are all very real crimes, and this riotously funny, ridiculously entertaining, and fully illustrated book shows how just about anyone can become--or may already be--a federal criminal. Whether you're a criminal defense lawyer or just a self-taught expert in outrageous offenses, How to Become a Federal Criminal is your wonderfully weird window into a criminally overlooked sector of American government.

Includes bibliographical references (pages 303-310).

KF9300 .C53 2019

English

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